JR's Stylish Snuggies

Suck this Bobby Jindal (323 points)
Nancy pelosis' stylish green snuggies (204)
Alex's boyz (194)
Stephanie tanner (165)
Something better (152)
Team without representation
Cock juggling thundercunts
Jimmys sitdowns
Wolftards

Snuggie Scores

Homo loving commies sons o guns (312 points)
Kate Winslet is one hot nazi (301)
Give us your beads (287)
Sham wow and the snuggies (189)
Best Support Zombie (185)
Wow! Room to breath
Who the F is Totes?
You May Recognize Me from SnuggieSightings.com / Our bead are bigger than yours (Tie)
Is it just me or did Sofia Loren look like an Italian handbag?
If you liked em then you should have put some beads on 'em
Joaquim's meth lab
The liscene plates said Fresh and there were dice in the mirror
Waiting for CJ
She went down like the dow (that's a new low)
Big time playas

Question of the Week

(food and drink): Which of the following are not shapes of Peeps available at some point during the year; jack-o-lanterns, skeletons, tulips, snowmen.

With Apologies to Ishtar

Ishtar was nominated for Worst Picture in the 1987 Golden Raspberry Awards. The movie received extremely negative reviews, and holds a 19% rating on RottenTomatoes.com. "Ishtar" has since became synonymous with "box office flop".

In one of the great Gary Larson's "The Far Side" comic strips, captioned "Hell's Video Store", the entire store display nothing but copies of the movie Ishtar. Larson later apologized, saying "When I drew the above cartoon, I had not actually seen Ishtar. ... Years later, I saw it on an airplane, and was stunned at what was happening to me: I was actually being entertained. Sure, maybe it's not the greatest film ever made, but my cartoon was way off the mark. There are so many cartoons for which I should probably write an apology, but this is the only one which compels me to do so."

More on Ishtar at Wikipedia.

JR' Needs To Explain Their Team Names to Me...

Alex boy (315 Points)
Buff and blue balls (311)
The bad news burris (274)
Killer chimps (267)
Jackie is a slow as a manatee (262)
Germany
The curious case of Benjamin's butt / Shift to the Left (Tie)
Rumple foreskin and the shining helmet heads

Mmmmmm... Covers!

a. Better Man (Pearl Jam) – Patricia O'Callaghan
b. Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover (Sophie B. Hawkins) – Ben Marwood
c. Tear Us Apart (INXS) – The Get Up Kids
d. Take On Me (A-Ha) – A.C. Newman
e. Mad World (Tears for Fears) – Sara Hickman
f. Our House (Crosy, Stills, & Nash) – The Sarcastic Dharma Society
g. Road to Nowhere (Talking Heads) – The Editors
h. Super Trooper (ABBA) – Camera Obscura
i. Don't Ease Me In (Grateful Dead) – Steep Canyon Rangers
j. Electric Avenue (Eddy Grant) – Woodhands

Scores-O

McDonald's Slumdog Menu-are (319)
My Left one is bigger than your right one (281)
Not yet bankrupt (260)
I'm no ta gynecoogist but I'll take a look (259)
Habitat for huge manatees (249)
Son of Frog Baby
Slump busters
Big time playas 
Our stimulus package is huge
Sawyer and jin's reunion made me cry
Playground Menaces
give peace a chance
I should have eloped
E = MC Hammer
Don't warn the tadpoles! (we have frog fear)
Pp pp ppppp power wheels
Gary Coleman's five dollar footlong
The downfall duo
Her best friend leslie says she just being miley
No reservations
Your mom plays trivia
Dip set
Help me feed my 14 children
Chris brown's boxing club
Goodfellas

Question of the Week

Manatees obviously live in the waters of Florida but where are manatees NOT found...
a. Coast of Mexico
b. Amazon river
c. Rivers in Western Africa
d. South Africa

Carl & Lenny Together Forever

Carl Carlson (MPhys)
-Homer's co-worker
-Sometimes identified as Homer's supervisor
-Likes to call himself "an urban Lenny"
-Icelandic-African-American
-Buddhist
-Frequently said to be among the most attractive men in Springfield
-Suffers from Schizophrenia

Lenford "Lenny" Leonard (MPhys)
-Friend and co-worker of Homer Simpson
-Despite appearing in the First Church of Springfield, is a Buddhist
-Born in Chicago, he is also a war hero and a three-time juror
-Grandmother spent 20 years in a Soviet work camp, hinting that Lenny is at least half Russian
-Shown to be an adept guitar player
-Member number 12 of the Springfield chapter of the Stonecutters
-Had plastic surgery after upswing in the price of power plant stock
-Drives a green two-door hatch back; liscence plate reads "DUI GUY"
-His mother, who likes Carl and Moe more

Enjoy more at Simpsons Wikipedia.

Oh, I Guess the 2nd One Doesn't Need to Be Spell Checked...

JR's Scores!!!
Alex's boy (323 points)
The stimulanus butt package project (294)
Crouching homo, hidden dildo (249)
Buff and blue balls (240)
Domestic Disturbia (215)
She had it coming
Aids camp

Question of the Week

(Holidays) Last week we celebrated (?) Groundhog's Day. There have been many famous groundhogs celebrated on February 2 such as Punxsutawney Phil, Spanish Joe, and Staten Island Chuck. One of the most famous Canadian groundhogs is known as Balzac Billy, named after the village of Balzac which is located 15 miles north of Calgary. In what Canadian province will we find Balzac Billy?

JRs is Frackin' Excellent

Evan's birthday bitches (310)
Buff and Blue Balls (284)
Alex's boyz (219)
Cock Suckers and Pussy Munchers / Ting Tongs (177) Tie
Frackin' Excellent
Tea for 2

Scores Among Us

All you trivia belongs to us (317 points)
Good night and big ball / They Lost our reservation and now we can't hear what's Going on (288 - Tie)
Team 10 (282)
Cut her off at 14 (275)
We bought our reservation from gov. blagoyavich (270)
Playground Menaces / I went to the inauguration and all I got was this lousy cabinet (Tie)
Nub city
I don't say "evasion" I say "avoison"
I before e except after queef
We smoke up with Michael Pheps
No nation like donation
Tim Need a shower
Big Time Players
Chicken wings
We're gonna rock that bottom / by the grace of obama (Tie)
Think Long and Hard
Amy's big can drive
Bruck Springstein's crotch powerslide
Happy bday stephanie

Question of the Week

(Movies and Technology) What 3 letter "hi-fidelity sound reproduction standard" used in many movie theaters was developed by Lucasfilm, and shares its name with George Lucas's first full-length film?